of course my first blog consists of me ranting about school....

For the next 3.5 months, I have restricted my self solely to school. I’m taking so many credits that when people ask me what I am taking, I can’t even remember the names of each class. Sad really.

So here goes:

[Eng 301: Writing for Professionals] My teacher likes to record her self talking and we have to listen to her each week. She sounds EXACTLY like Phyllis from the office. In her introduction about her self, she even claims to be married to Robert Van, I almost peed my pants at the uncanny similarity of Bob Vance.
[Exw 325: Fitness for Life]
[Exw 342: Health Behavior Change]
[Exw 394: Holistic Foundations of Wellness]
[Bch 361/367: Biochemistry Lecture, Lab, and Recitation] I have to take 3 different classes for this, and its only 4 credits. Kill me now.
[Ntr 444: Medical Nutrition Therapy] I have had this same teacher for 5 classes now. She is Puerto Rican and often pronounces herbs as Herbs (with the H being very prominent) and instead of properly saying charts or charting, she calls it sharts, and sharting. Rather comical when sitting in class for a full hour and 15 minutes.
[Phy 111: Physics lecture and lab]: Have you ever seen Jimmy Neutron? Well his teacher is this old lady that has the screechiest voice that gradually goes up at the end of every word and or sentence. But I mean this voice is scratchy. That’s my physics teacher in a nutshell.
= 23 magnificent credit hours!!

I have so much to do for each class, its not even funny. I feel so overly happy when I finish one project, then school has to go poop on my parade when I realize I have another one due the very next day. It’s a never-ending cycle.

I can’t sleep what so ever. Last night I was exhausted by 9 o’clock, but couldn’t actually fall asleep until about 3:45 or 4 am… I’m not sure if it is the stress of school finally taking an effect after being totally devoid in my life as a professional student for the past what, like 18 years of life?

All I know is that it is utterly ridiculous and this nonsense needs to stop.